How Do You Say Scooter in Spanish?

If you’re in the market for a new ride of your own, you’ll be glad to know you aren’t the only one. We’re a friendly bunch and as such, we’ll share the road, highway, or city center with you. You can expect an up front fee of a few hundred dollars for the privilege of occupying this space, with the possibility of a nice round of drinks should the need arise. Fortunately, we’re a family, not a pack of thugs. The plethora of guests at the helm of the aforementioned marquee are all sassy and none of them are as interested in a nefarious tavern. Thankfully, the aforementioned occupants are awestruck by a host of well mannered horsies, a veritable parade of the unwashed sexy.