What’s Your Name?

There is a lot of buzz around the new kid on the block, American Samoa football player Walter Pati. He is the first in his family to get the varsity letter. This is no small feat, given the fact that his country has a population of 66 according to the census bureau. His feats of engineering and athleticism are only matched by his innate social skills. It is no wonder he is the toast of the sandbox.

One of his best mates, American Samoan footballer Pati Feagiai, is probably the world’s sexiest footballer. While he is most known for his acrobatics and dribbling, he is also one of the most charitable guys in Samoa. The affable fellow is an all-around player and his wife, American Samoan actress and comedian Pati Lengua, ably supports him at home and away. So if you are in the market for a first-class footballer, make sure you give Walter a shot. You never know, you may even be a fan. If the thought of a lifelong footballer isn’t enough, you could always try your luck at a golf club.

Pati is a name worthy of praise and the lucky number if you’re looking to bequeath it to the next generation. The aforementioned Walter will likely be playing in the Senior League of FFAS, but if he isn’t, you’re in for a rough ride. That said, you have to remember that you’re in the Pacific Ocean, and that means a few oceanic neophytes are bound to pop up in your midst. So if you are on the lookout for your next mate, make sure you are armed with a list of your competitors’ numbers and an open mind. Hopefully, this will go a long way in ensuring your emerald is the only gem in your future.